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SUMMARY:When We Went Mad: The Unauthorized Story Of Mad Magazine
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Alan Bernstein – 2024 – 107m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR ONE PRICE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE!) WITH MAD MAGAZINES VERY OWN NOTORIOUS 1980 ROBERT DOWNEY SR. DIRECTED UP THE ACADEMY ! \nMAD Magazine redefined humor with fearless satire of politics and pop culture. Featuring icons like Quentin Tarantino\, Bryan Cranston\, Howie Mandel\, Judd Apatow\, Gilbert Gottfried\, Wierd Al Yankovic & many other notables\, this doc celebrates its wild legacy\, free speech and the Usual Gang of Idiots who helped shape comedy forever. \n“The classic humor magazine took no prisoners\, a stance we sure could use today.” – Christian Toto\, HollywoodInToto.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/when-we-went-mad-the-unauthorized-story-of-mad-magazine/2026-03-31/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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SUMMARY:When We Went Mad: The Unauthorized Story Of Mad Magazine
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Alan Bernstein – 2024 – 107m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR ONE PRICE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE!) WITH MAD MAGAZINES VERY OWN NOTORIOUS 1980 ROBERT DOWNEY SR. DIRECTED UP THE ACADEMY ! \nMAD Magazine redefined humor with fearless satire of politics and pop culture. Featuring icons like Quentin Tarantino\, Bryan Cranston\, Howie Mandel\, Judd Apatow\, Gilbert Gottfried\, Wierd Al Yankovic & many other notables\, this doc celebrates its wild legacy\, free speech and the Usual Gang of Idiots who helped shape comedy forever. \n“The classic humor magazine took no prisoners\, a stance we sure could use today.” – Christian Toto\, HollywoodInToto.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/when-we-went-mad-the-unauthorized-story-of-mad-magazine/2026-03-31/1/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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SUMMARY:Up The Academy (1980)
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Robert Downey Sr. – 1980 – 87m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR ONE PRICE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE!) WITH THE MAD MAGAZINE UNAUTHORIZED DOC WHEN WE WENT MAD! \nAten-hut\, dudes. Fall in with the cadets of Sheldon R. Weinberg Military Academy\, where the new arrivals have decided that anything goes. So the first things to go are the rules. In the tradition of Stripes and Police Academy\, Up the Academy deploys film-debuting Ralph Macchio and company in a series of raunchy\, madcap maneuvers. Barbara Bach as a fully-armed armaments expert\, Tom Poston as an instructor whose favorite subject is bedcheck and Antonio Fargas as a sadistic soccer coach provide choice comic moments under the direction of Robert Downey (Putney Swope\, Greaser’s Palace). The soundtrack rocks with Cheap Trick\, Sammy Hagar\, Pat Benatar\, David Johansen\, Lou Reed and more. \n“Cheerfully and rudely haphazard.” – Vincent Canby\, New York Times
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/up-the-academy-1980/2026-03-30/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260330T193000
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CREATED:20260225T164734Z
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SUMMARY:Preserved: The Story Of Ted Turner's Vermejo
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ben Clark – 2025 – 94m \n\n\nGUEST SPEAKERS T.B.A.!  STAY TUNED & CHECK BACK HERE SOON! \nIn an era of wildfires\, drought\, and species decline\, Vermejo is proof that ecosystem restoration is possible. And it’s a blueprint for where it can happen next. PRESERVED is more than a film—it’s a call to action. From farmers and ranchers to hikers and hunters\, we all have a role to play.  For nearly 175 years\, the Southwestern United States has seen civilizations rise and fall\, leaving behind landscapes stripped by time and industry. Northern New Mexico’s 560\,000-acre Vermejo is one such place—a land rich with history\, from dinosaurs and early Indigenous communities to homesteaders\, a conservation-minded grain baron\, and Hollywood’s glitterati seeking outdoor recreation. But modern times took their toll\, leaving it overgrazed and scarred by mining.  In 1996\, Ted Turner bought the land as part of his work to restore and protect lands across the United States. A dedicated team began to work to heal the land\, transforming it into a thriving sanctuary. Today\, Vermejo stands as a testament to what’s possible: biodiversity restored\, landscapes reborn\, and a model for global conservation.
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/preserved-the-story-of-ted-turners-vermejo/2026-03-30/3/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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SUMMARY:Preserved: The Story Of Ted Turner's Vermejo
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ben Clark – 2025 – 94m \n\n\nGUEST SPEAKERS T.B.A.!  STAY TUNED & CHECK BACK HERE SOON! \nIn an era of wildfires\, drought\, and species decline\, Vermejo is proof that ecosystem restoration is possible. And it’s a blueprint for where it can happen next. PRESERVED is more than a film—it’s a call to action. From farmers and ranchers to hikers and hunters\, we all have a role to play.  For nearly 175 years\, the Southwestern United States has seen civilizations rise and fall\, leaving behind landscapes stripped by time and industry. Northern New Mexico’s 560\,000-acre Vermejo is one such place—a land rich with history\, from dinosaurs and early Indigenous communities to homesteaders\, a conservation-minded grain baron\, and Hollywood’s glitterati seeking outdoor recreation. But modern times took their toll\, leaving it overgrazed and scarred by mining.  In 1996\, Ted Turner bought the land as part of his work to restore and protect lands across the United States. A dedicated team began to work to heal the land\, transforming it into a thriving sanctuary. Today\, Vermejo stands as a testament to what’s possible: biodiversity restored\, landscapes reborn\, and a model for global conservation.
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/preserved-the-story-of-ted-turners-vermejo/2026-03-30/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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SUMMARY:Preserved: The Story Of Ted Turner's Vermejo
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ben Clark – 2025 – 94m \n\n\nGUEST SPEAKERS T.B.A.!  STAY TUNED & CHECK BACK HERE SOON! \nIn an era of wildfires\, drought\, and species decline\, Vermejo is proof that ecosystem restoration is possible. And it’s a blueprint for where it can happen next. PRESERVED is more than a film—it’s a call to action. From farmers and ranchers to hikers and hunters\, we all have a role to play.  For nearly 175 years\, the Southwestern United States has seen civilizations rise and fall\, leaving behind landscapes stripped by time and industry. Northern New Mexico’s 560\,000-acre Vermejo is one such place—a land rich with history\, from dinosaurs and early Indigenous communities to homesteaders\, a conservation-minded grain baron\, and Hollywood’s glitterati seeking outdoor recreation. But modern times took their toll\, leaving it overgrazed and scarred by mining.  In 1996\, Ted Turner bought the land as part of his work to restore and protect lands across the United States. A dedicated team began to work to heal the land\, transforming it into a thriving sanctuary. Today\, Vermejo stands as a testament to what’s possible: biodiversity restored\, landscapes reborn\, and a model for global conservation.
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/preserved-the-story-of-ted-turners-vermejo/2026-03-30/1/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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SUMMARY:When Harry Met Sally (1989)
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Rob Reiner – 1989 – 96m \n\n\nAcclaimed director\, the late great  Rob Reiner (R.I.P.\, thank you for all the great movies!) \, screenwriter Nora Ephron\, and stars Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan take you on a journey of love and friendship like no other in this magnificently witty love story that has been deservedly hailed as one of the greatest romantic comedies of all time. Will sex ruin a perfect relationship between a man and a woman? That’s what Harry Burns (Crystal) and Sally Albright (Ryan) debate while sharing a drive from Chicago to New York. Eleven years of friendship later\, they’re still no closer to finding the answer. Will these two best friends ever accept that they’re a perfect match…or will they continue to deny the attraction that exists between them? Also starring Carrie Fisher and Bruno Kirby in a true classic\, with the kind of laughs\, love\, and chemistry that are impossible to fake. \n“Reiner\, working with a strong cast and an even stronger script (by Nora Ephron) blends sweetness and satire in this telling and truthful film that is both entertaining and painfully honest.” – Marshall Fine\, Gannett News Service \n“Pure movie magic.” – Hal Lipper\, Tampa Bay Times
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/when-harry-met-sally-1989/2026-03-29/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260328T223000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260328T223000
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CREATED:20260225T164555Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260323T030202Z
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SUMMARY:Ghostbusters (1984)
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ivan Reitman – 1984 – 105m \n\n\nCourtesy of local MIDNITE CONCESSIONS\, advance tickets link available soon! \nGhosts invade New York and force a trio of spirit exterminators to save the city in one of the biggest comedies of all time.  Bill Murray\, Dan Aykroyd and Sigourney Weaver head the all-star cast that also includes a very funny Rick Moranis plus a solid Ernie Hudson\, Annie Potts and the late great Harold Ramis! \n“If you’ve never experienced GHOSTBUSTERS on the big screen\, you really need to go see this. If not I’m afraid you’ll have to turn in your geek card.” – Chris Bumbray\, JoBlo’s Movie Network
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/ghostbusters-1984/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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SUMMARY:When Harry Met Sally (1989)
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Rob Reiner – 1989 – 96m \n\n\nAcclaimed director\, the late great  Rob Reiner (R.I.P.\, thank you for all the great movies!) \, screenwriter Nora Ephron\, and stars Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan take you on a journey of love and friendship like no other in this magnificently witty love story that has been deservedly hailed as one of the greatest romantic comedies of all time. Will sex ruin a perfect relationship between a man and a woman? That’s what Harry Burns (Crystal) and Sally Albright (Ryan) debate while sharing a drive from Chicago to New York. Eleven years of friendship later\, they’re still no closer to finding the answer. Will these two best friends ever accept that they’re a perfect match…or will they continue to deny the attraction that exists between them? Also starring Carrie Fisher and Bruno Kirby in a true classic\, with the kind of laughs\, love\, and chemistry that are impossible to fake. \n“Reiner\, working with a strong cast and an even stronger script (by Nora Ephron) blends sweetness and satire in this telling and truthful film that is both entertaining and painfully honest.” – Marshall Fine\, Gannett News Service \n“Pure movie magic.” – Hal Lipper\, Tampa Bay Times
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/when-harry-met-sally-1989/2026-03-28/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260327T223000
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CREATED:20260225T164150Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T164150Z
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SUMMARY:The Containment
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Jack Zagha Kababie\, Yossy Zagha Kababie (Zagha Boys) – 2026 – 85m \n\n\nWith a supporting cast of Charlotte Hunter (American Psycho)\, Fernanda Romero (The Eye)\, Jack Gouldbourne (Fighting with My Family)\, and Alice Coulthard (“The Last Ship”)  – Gia Hunter (fresh off the success of Primate) stars as the young and troubled Caroline Cobbler\, who comes in contact with a dark and sinister force. \nAfter the tragic death of her father\, Caroline becomes possessed by a demon. When her mother involves the church\, they find a horror that’s even deadlier than the possession itself. \nMexican filmmaking brothers Jack Zagha Kababie and Yossy Zagha Kababie (Goodbye Cruel World\, Almacenados) direct from a script co-written by David Desola (The Platform).
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/the-containment/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260327T164500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260329T220000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260317T221351Z
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SUMMARY:Everybody Is Somebody Film Festival 2026: ABQ Edition
DESCRIPTION:$10 per block of shorts or features / $20 per day / $40 for all 3 days pass \nA beacon of digital celebration for the world’s storytellers\, this is an annual festival dedicated to showcasing the most diverse array of narratives. The general mission is to empower every filmmaker with a burning passion\, to connect creators with audiences\, and to help solidify their mark in the ever-expanding universe of film. \nFriday 27th \n4:45pm-5:45pm \nCreekbed Carter Hogan: The Relic Song – Adeliza Backus-Pace \nOperation Wolf Foster – Justin Grubb \nThe Barber Diaries – Joseph Brown \nThe Booth – Ryan Christopher \nTrue North – Ryan Parker \nWe’re Kinda Different – Ben Meinardt \nCandy Coated Bullets – Brad Uyeda \n6pm-7:45pm \nThe Long Walk: A Dance with Humanities – Philip Lawrence\, Edison Eskeets \nQ and A \n8pm-9:30pm \nLand of Giants: Baffin Island – Sunny Stroeer \nRequiem in white – Leila Hernández-Webster\, Ian Hopkins \nOn tract – Daniel Glickman \nHilda – Ellie Aslanian \nWhen Girls Go Missing – Jeanette DeDios \n80 for 80 – Tamara Susa \nDr. Milksop – Ethan Geiger \nWild Birds of the Americas: Evolutions in Bird Song – Kennedy T Cooper \nOfrenda – Terry Ngo \nSaturday 28th \n3pm-4pm \nBOSSBABE – Shayna Davidson \nTwo In The Morning – A.Z. Ocoza \nBloodlines – Othniel Horvath \nIn The Mind of Kevin Louis – WILLIAM GARCIA \nQ and A \n4:10pm-5:45pm \nGo Down\, Diller – Andrew Bateman \nEternal Elegy in Velvet – Michelle Martinez \nHe/She/Us Short Film – Susan Kelejian \nThe Texas Coral – Jarob Abbott \nQ and A \n6pm-7:20pm \nTipping Point – L. Scooter Morris \nLovely Lola Jean – Matt McKee \nOnly Fools – Evelyn Romo \nHitori (Alone) – Jonas Luciano Huerta \nThe Raking Society – Colleen Mooney \nWelcome Home – Lauren Trujillo\, Taylor Trujillo \nParent Teacher Conference – William Adam Harrison \nQ and A \n7:30pm-10pm \nSpiral into the Yellow Void – Levin Garbisch \nQ and A \nSunday 29th \n3pm-4:20pm \nThe Picture Of Mikey Kratzer – Dan King \nSolar Neighbor – Austin Cole \nPrior Bad Acts – Thomas Allen Gear \nDrag Race – Kenneth Archer McIntyre \n4:30pm-6pm \nImperfect – Makayla Yazzie \nThe Narrowz – Anthony Parker \nTriple Threat – Avery Valdes \nUnraveling the Ribbon – Gwen Briesemeister \nAllow access – Nick Givechi \nQ and A \n6pm-8pm \nLeft Behind – Robyn Casper \nHow To Survive Hollywood – Paul Ruven \nQ and A \n8pm \nAward Show
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/everybody-is-somebody-film-festival-2026-abq-edition/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260326T201500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260326T201500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T164031Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260322T223108Z
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SUMMARY:Hello Dankness - A Soda Jerk Reveal
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Soda Jerk – 2022 – 70m \n\n\n One heckuva political fable that bears witness to the psychotropic spectacle of American politics from 2016 to 2021\, and the mythologies and lore that took root around it. Taking form as a suburban stoner musical\, the film follows a neighborhood through these years as consensus reality disintegrates into conspiracy and other contagions. What unfolds is a rogue retelling of history in which hotdogs debate the culture wars\, trashcans preach QAnon\, zombies rally for revolution\, and real events are refashioned as Broadway bangers from Cats\, Les Miserables\, Annie\, and The Phantom of the Opera. There are songs and dancing\, moments of menace and melancholy\, shitposting and deep sincerity. Created with Soda Jerk’s signature methodology\, Hello Dankness is entirely composed of sampled media. Utilizing extensive rotoscoping and digital VFX\, the feature length narrative has been grafted together from almost one thousand film\, television and audio sources. \n“Fantastic. It is the best kind of satire in that it eviscerates its targets while being intelligent and hilarious.” – Sean Fallon\, Film Inquiry \n“How did we get from It’s a Wonderful Life to Qanon? Hard to describe\, but making an indelible impression\, this ingenious construct becomes a devastating indictment of a corrupt system…” –  Dennis Harvey\, 48 Hills
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/hello-dankness-a-soda-jerk-reveal/2026-03-26/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260326T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260326T180000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T163810Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T163810Z
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SUMMARY:WTO/99
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ian Bell – 2026 – 102m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE) WITH SODA JERK’S BRILLIANT & ENTERTAININGLY INSIGHTFUL MOCK CUT UP HELLO DANKNESS! \nAn immersive archival documentary that reanimates the clash between the then-emerging World Trade Organization (WTO) and the more than 40\,000 people who took to the streets of Seattle to protest the WTO’s impact on human rights\, the environment\, labor\, and the future impacts of continued globalization. \n“Brilliantly makes the case for the Seattle WTO protests as a watershed moment in modern history—one with urgent significance in understanding issues we face today. The militarization of the police\, the proliferation of right-wing media and fake news\, the collapse of our democracy into fascism\, and the ever-growing power of multinational corporations all seem to be taking hold before our eyes in this film. WTO/99 accomplishes this convincingly and artfully\, seamlessly weaving together primary sources in a bravura manner” – Eric Allen Hatch \n“Watching “WTO/99” is like peering into a portal to the future.” – New York Times \n“The film is absolutely remarkable…I felt like I was reliving something but also living it for the very first time.” – John Ridley\, Deadline’s Doc Talk Podcast  \n“It’s an important film for today\, and a reminder of how neoliberal anti-labor\, anti-environmental policies have brought us here.” – Filmmaker Magazine \n“WTO/99 is nothing short of a galvanizing historical document that tells us exactly how we arrived on the crumbling ground we’re presently standing on.” – RogerEbert.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/wto-99/2026-03-26/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260326T154500
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DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T163810Z
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UID:10010772-1774539900-1774539900@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:WTO/99
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ian Bell – 2026 – 102m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE) WITH SODA JERK’S BRILLIANT & ENTERTAININGLY INSIGHTFUL MOCK CUT UP HELLO DANKNESS! \nAn immersive archival documentary that reanimates the clash between the then-emerging World Trade Organization (WTO) and the more than 40\,000 people who took to the streets of Seattle to protest the WTO’s impact on human rights\, the environment\, labor\, and the future impacts of continued globalization. \n“Brilliantly makes the case for the Seattle WTO protests as a watershed moment in modern history—one with urgent significance in understanding issues we face today. The militarization of the police\, the proliferation of right-wing media and fake news\, the collapse of our democracy into fascism\, and the ever-growing power of multinational corporations all seem to be taking hold before our eyes in this film. WTO/99 accomplishes this convincingly and artfully\, seamlessly weaving together primary sources in a bravura manner” – Eric Allen Hatch \n“Watching “WTO/99” is like peering into a portal to the future.” – New York Times \n“The film is absolutely remarkable…I felt like I was reliving something but also living it for the very first time.” – John Ridley\, Deadline’s Doc Talk Podcast  \n“It’s an important film for today\, and a reminder of how neoliberal anti-labor\, anti-environmental policies have brought us here.” – Filmmaker Magazine \n“WTO/99 is nothing short of a galvanizing historical document that tells us exactly how we arrived on the crumbling ground we’re presently standing on.” – RogerEbert.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/wto-99/2026-03-26/1/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/WTO99.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260325T201500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260325T201500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T164031Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260322T223108Z
UID:10010775-1774469700-1774469700@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Hello Dankness - A Soda Jerk Reveal
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Soda Jerk – 2022 – 70m \n\n\n One heckuva political fable that bears witness to the psychotropic spectacle of American politics from 2016 to 2021\, and the mythologies and lore that took root around it. Taking form as a suburban stoner musical\, the film follows a neighborhood through these years as consensus reality disintegrates into conspiracy and other contagions. What unfolds is a rogue retelling of history in which hotdogs debate the culture wars\, trashcans preach QAnon\, zombies rally for revolution\, and real events are refashioned as Broadway bangers from Cats\, Les Miserables\, Annie\, and The Phantom of the Opera. There are songs and dancing\, moments of menace and melancholy\, shitposting and deep sincerity. Created with Soda Jerk’s signature methodology\, Hello Dankness is entirely composed of sampled media. Utilizing extensive rotoscoping and digital VFX\, the feature length narrative has been grafted together from almost one thousand film\, television and audio sources. \n“Fantastic. It is the best kind of satire in that it eviscerates its targets while being intelligent and hilarious.” – Sean Fallon\, Film Inquiry \n“How did we get from It’s a Wonderful Life to Qanon? Hard to describe\, but making an indelible impression\, this ingenious construct becomes a devastating indictment of a corrupt system…” –  Dennis Harvey\, 48 Hills
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/hello-dankness-a-soda-jerk-reveal/2026-03-25/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/png:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Hello-Dankness-A-Soda-Jerk-Reveal.png
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260325T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260325T180000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T163810Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T163810Z
UID:10010771-1774461600-1774461600@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:WTO/99
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ian Bell – 2026 – 102m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE) WITH SODA JERK’S BRILLIANT & ENTERTAININGLY INSIGHTFUL MOCK CUT UP HELLO DANKNESS! \nAn immersive archival documentary that reanimates the clash between the then-emerging World Trade Organization (WTO) and the more than 40\,000 people who took to the streets of Seattle to protest the WTO’s impact on human rights\, the environment\, labor\, and the future impacts of continued globalization. \n“Brilliantly makes the case for the Seattle WTO protests as a watershed moment in modern history—one with urgent significance in understanding issues we face today. The militarization of the police\, the proliferation of right-wing media and fake news\, the collapse of our democracy into fascism\, and the ever-growing power of multinational corporations all seem to be taking hold before our eyes in this film. WTO/99 accomplishes this convincingly and artfully\, seamlessly weaving together primary sources in a bravura manner” – Eric Allen Hatch \n“Watching “WTO/99” is like peering into a portal to the future.” – New York Times \n“The film is absolutely remarkable…I felt like I was reliving something but also living it for the very first time.” – John Ridley\, Deadline’s Doc Talk Podcast  \n“It’s an important film for today\, and a reminder of how neoliberal anti-labor\, anti-environmental policies have brought us here.” – Filmmaker Magazine \n“WTO/99 is nothing short of a galvanizing historical document that tells us exactly how we arrived on the crumbling ground we’re presently standing on.” – RogerEbert.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/wto-99/2026-03-25/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/WTO99.jpg
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260325T154500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260325T154500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T163810Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T163810Z
UID:10010770-1774453500-1774453500@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:WTO/99
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ian Bell – 2026 – 102m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE) WITH SODA JERK’S BRILLIANT & ENTERTAININGLY INSIGHTFUL MOCK CUT UP HELLO DANKNESS! \nAn immersive archival documentary that reanimates the clash between the then-emerging World Trade Organization (WTO) and the more than 40\,000 people who took to the streets of Seattle to protest the WTO’s impact on human rights\, the environment\, labor\, and the future impacts of continued globalization. \n“Brilliantly makes the case for the Seattle WTO protests as a watershed moment in modern history—one with urgent significance in understanding issues we face today. The militarization of the police\, the proliferation of right-wing media and fake news\, the collapse of our democracy into fascism\, and the ever-growing power of multinational corporations all seem to be taking hold before our eyes in this film. WTO/99 accomplishes this convincingly and artfully\, seamlessly weaving together primary sources in a bravura manner” – Eric Allen Hatch \n“Watching “WTO/99” is like peering into a portal to the future.” – New York Times \n“The film is absolutely remarkable…I felt like I was reliving something but also living it for the very first time.” – John Ridley\, Deadline’s Doc Talk Podcast  \n“It’s an important film for today\, and a reminder of how neoliberal anti-labor\, anti-environmental policies have brought us here.” – Filmmaker Magazine \n“WTO/99 is nothing short of a galvanizing historical document that tells us exactly how we arrived on the crumbling ground we’re presently standing on.” – RogerEbert.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/wto-99/2026-03-25/1/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/WTO99.jpg
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260324T201500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260324T201500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T164031Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260322T223108Z
UID:10010774-1774383300-1774383300@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Hello Dankness - A Soda Jerk Reveal
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Soda Jerk – 2022 – 70m \n\n\n One heckuva political fable that bears witness to the psychotropic spectacle of American politics from 2016 to 2021\, and the mythologies and lore that took root around it. Taking form as a suburban stoner musical\, the film follows a neighborhood through these years as consensus reality disintegrates into conspiracy and other contagions. What unfolds is a rogue retelling of history in which hotdogs debate the culture wars\, trashcans preach QAnon\, zombies rally for revolution\, and real events are refashioned as Broadway bangers from Cats\, Les Miserables\, Annie\, and The Phantom of the Opera. There are songs and dancing\, moments of menace and melancholy\, shitposting and deep sincerity. Created with Soda Jerk’s signature methodology\, Hello Dankness is entirely composed of sampled media. Utilizing extensive rotoscoping and digital VFX\, the feature length narrative has been grafted together from almost one thousand film\, television and audio sources. \n“Fantastic. It is the best kind of satire in that it eviscerates its targets while being intelligent and hilarious.” – Sean Fallon\, Film Inquiry \n“How did we get from It’s a Wonderful Life to Qanon? Hard to describe\, but making an indelible impression\, this ingenious construct becomes a devastating indictment of a corrupt system…” –  Dennis Harvey\, 48 Hills
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/hello-dankness-a-soda-jerk-reveal/2026-03-24/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/png:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Hello-Dankness-A-Soda-Jerk-Reveal.png
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260324T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260324T180000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T163810Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T163810Z
UID:10010769-1774375200-1774375200@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:WTO/99
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ian Bell – 2026 – 102m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE) WITH SODA JERK’S BRILLIANT & ENTERTAININGLY INSIGHTFUL MOCK CUT UP HELLO DANKNESS! \nAn immersive archival documentary that reanimates the clash between the then-emerging World Trade Organization (WTO) and the more than 40\,000 people who took to the streets of Seattle to protest the WTO’s impact on human rights\, the environment\, labor\, and the future impacts of continued globalization. \n“Brilliantly makes the case for the Seattle WTO protests as a watershed moment in modern history—one with urgent significance in understanding issues we face today. The militarization of the police\, the proliferation of right-wing media and fake news\, the collapse of our democracy into fascism\, and the ever-growing power of multinational corporations all seem to be taking hold before our eyes in this film. WTO/99 accomplishes this convincingly and artfully\, seamlessly weaving together primary sources in a bravura manner” – Eric Allen Hatch \n“Watching “WTO/99” is like peering into a portal to the future.” – New York Times \n“The film is absolutely remarkable…I felt like I was reliving something but also living it for the very first time.” – John Ridley\, Deadline’s Doc Talk Podcast  \n“It’s an important film for today\, and a reminder of how neoliberal anti-labor\, anti-environmental policies have brought us here.” – Filmmaker Magazine \n“WTO/99 is nothing short of a galvanizing historical document that tells us exactly how we arrived on the crumbling ground we’re presently standing on.” – RogerEbert.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/wto-99/2026-03-24/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/WTO99.jpg
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260324T154500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260324T154500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T163810Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T163810Z
UID:10010768-1774367100-1774367100@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:WTO/99
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Ian Bell – 2026 – 102m \n\n\nDOUBLE FEATURED (2 MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE\, SEE ONE OR BOTH FOR THE SAME PRICE) WITH SODA JERK’S BRILLIANT & ENTERTAININGLY INSIGHTFUL MOCK CUT UP HELLO DANKNESS! \nAn immersive archival documentary that reanimates the clash between the then-emerging World Trade Organization (WTO) and the more than 40\,000 people who took to the streets of Seattle to protest the WTO’s impact on human rights\, the environment\, labor\, and the future impacts of continued globalization. \n“Brilliantly makes the case for the Seattle WTO protests as a watershed moment in modern history—one with urgent significance in understanding issues we face today. The militarization of the police\, the proliferation of right-wing media and fake news\, the collapse of our democracy into fascism\, and the ever-growing power of multinational corporations all seem to be taking hold before our eyes in this film. WTO/99 accomplishes this convincingly and artfully\, seamlessly weaving together primary sources in a bravura manner” – Eric Allen Hatch \n“Watching “WTO/99” is like peering into a portal to the future.” – New York Times \n“The film is absolutely remarkable…I felt like I was reliving something but also living it for the very first time.” – John Ridley\, Deadline’s Doc Talk Podcast  \n“It’s an important film for today\, and a reminder of how neoliberal anti-labor\, anti-environmental policies have brought us here.” – Filmmaker Magazine \n“WTO/99 is nothing short of a galvanizing historical document that tells us exactly how we arrived on the crumbling ground we’re presently standing on.” – RogerEbert.com
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/wto-99/2026-03-24/1/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260323T201500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260323T201500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162609Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260316T005819Z
UID:10010398-1774296900-1774296900@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:The Moment
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Aidan Zamiri – 2026 – 103m \n\n\nStarring Charli xcx (and based on her idea!)\, Rosanna Arquette\, Kate Berlant\,Jamie Demetriou\, Arielle Dombasle\, Hailey Benton Gates\, Kylie Jenner\, Trew Mullen\, Mel Ottenberg\, Isaac Powell\, Rachel Sennott\, Rish Shah\, Alexander Skarsgård\, Michael Workéyè – A rising pop star navigates the complexities of fame and industry pressure while preparing for her arena tour debut. \n“A blistering take-down of the social media-driven celebrity culture … combines the anxiety-inducing mayhem of If I Had Legs I’d Kick  You and the omnishambles clusterfuck of The Thick of It.” – Stephen A. Russell\, Time Out \n“What we see was fabricated\, but all of it is plausible. The mockumentary is very funny and also honest. Charli XCX has a great sense of humor. By poking fun at herself\, she just extended the life of the Brat lifestyle. You got us.” – Joe Friar\, Fort Worth Report
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/the-moment/2026-03-23/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/The-Moment.jpg
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260323T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260323T180000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162428Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T162428Z
UID:10010394-1774288800-1774288800@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Pillion
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Harry Lighton – 2026 – 107m \n\n\nStarring Harry Melling & Alexander Skarsgård – A timid man is swept off his feet when an enigmatic\, impossibly handsome biker takes him on as his submissive. \n“An absolute triumph both in its aspirations and execution.” – Brian Bromberger\, Bay Area Reporter \n“Easily the more satisfying film because it avoids cliches for something  more psychologically astute. Colin and Ray’s relationship is depicted  with real poignance because the film respects who they are as  individuals without judgment.” – Alan Zilberman\, Washington City Paper \n“Neither Lighton nor his movie turns this lifestyle into a voyeuristic  sideshow; instead\, Pillion relies on finely attuned performances and  nuanced emotional stakes to enrich a thoughtful\, sensitive drama about  self-discovery.” – Brian Eggert\, Deep Focus Review
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/pillion/2026-03-23/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/png:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Pillion.png
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260323T154500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260323T154500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162428Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T162428Z
UID:10010393-1774280700-1774280700@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Pillion
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Harry Lighton – 2026 – 107m \n\n\nStarring Harry Melling & Alexander Skarsgård – A timid man is swept off his feet when an enigmatic\, impossibly handsome biker takes him on as his submissive. \n“An absolute triumph both in its aspirations and execution.” – Brian Bromberger\, Bay Area Reporter \n“Easily the more satisfying film because it avoids cliches for something  more psychologically astute. Colin and Ray’s relationship is depicted  with real poignance because the film respects who they are as  individuals without judgment.” – Alan Zilberman\, Washington City Paper \n“Neither Lighton nor his movie turns this lifestyle into a voyeuristic  sideshow; instead\, Pillion relies on finely attuned performances and  nuanced emotional stakes to enrich a thoughtful\, sensitive drama about  self-discovery.” – Brian Eggert\, Deep Focus Review
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/pillion/2026-03-23/1/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/png:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Pillion.png
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T201500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T201500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162609Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260316T005819Z
UID:10010397-1774210500-1774210500@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:The Moment
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Aidan Zamiri – 2026 – 103m \n\n\nStarring Charli xcx (and based on her idea!)\, Rosanna Arquette\, Kate Berlant\,Jamie Demetriou\, Arielle Dombasle\, Hailey Benton Gates\, Kylie Jenner\, Trew Mullen\, Mel Ottenberg\, Isaac Powell\, Rachel Sennott\, Rish Shah\, Alexander Skarsgård\, Michael Workéyè – A rising pop star navigates the complexities of fame and industry pressure while preparing for her arena tour debut. \n“A blistering take-down of the social media-driven celebrity culture … combines the anxiety-inducing mayhem of If I Had Legs I’d Kick  You and the omnishambles clusterfuck of The Thick of It.” – Stephen A. Russell\, Time Out \n“What we see was fabricated\, but all of it is plausible. The mockumentary is very funny and also honest. Charli XCX has a great sense of humor. By poking fun at herself\, she just extended the life of the Brat lifestyle. You got us.” – Joe Friar\, Fort Worth Report
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/the-moment/2026-03-22/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/The-Moment.jpg
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T180000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162428Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T162428Z
UID:10010392-1774202400-1774202400@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Pillion
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Harry Lighton – 2026 – 107m \n\n\nStarring Harry Melling & Alexander Skarsgård – A timid man is swept off his feet when an enigmatic\, impossibly handsome biker takes him on as his submissive. \n“An absolute triumph both in its aspirations and execution.” – Brian Bromberger\, Bay Area Reporter \n“Easily the more satisfying film because it avoids cliches for something  more psychologically astute. Colin and Ray’s relationship is depicted  with real poignance because the film respects who they are as  individuals without judgment.” – Alan Zilberman\, Washington City Paper \n“Neither Lighton nor his movie turns this lifestyle into a voyeuristic  sideshow; instead\, Pillion relies on finely attuned performances and  nuanced emotional stakes to enrich a thoughtful\, sensitive drama about  self-discovery.” – Brian Eggert\, Deep Focus Review
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/pillion/2026-03-22/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/png:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Pillion.png
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T154500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T154500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162428Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T162428Z
UID:10010391-1774194300-1774194300@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Pillion
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Harry Lighton – 2026 – 107m \n\n\nStarring Harry Melling & Alexander Skarsgård – A timid man is swept off his feet when an enigmatic\, impossibly handsome biker takes him on as his submissive. \n“An absolute triumph both in its aspirations and execution.” – Brian Bromberger\, Bay Area Reporter \n“Easily the more satisfying film because it avoids cliches for something  more psychologically astute. Colin and Ray’s relationship is depicted  with real poignance because the film respects who they are as  individuals without judgment.” – Alan Zilberman\, Washington City Paper \n“Neither Lighton nor his movie turns this lifestyle into a voyeuristic  sideshow; instead\, Pillion relies on finely attuned performances and  nuanced emotional stakes to enrich a thoughtful\, sensitive drama about  self-discovery.” – Brian Eggert\, Deep Focus Review
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/pillion/2026-03-22/1/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/png:https://yeehaw505.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Pillion.png
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T130000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260322T130000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162927Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T162927Z
UID:10010766-1774184400-1774184400@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Martin Scorsese – 1974 – 112m \n\n\nWhen her husband is killed in a car crash\, Alice (Ellen Burstyn) leaves her home in Socorro\, New Mexico and heads west with her son Tommy (Alfred Lutter)\, determined to return to her home town of Monterey in California and make her own way in life as an independent woman. In order to reach Monterey however\, Alice will have to stop off along the way to make enough money for her and Tommy to survive. Using the only talent she has\, she plans to take singing gigs wherever possible. They stop in Arizona and Alice ends up having to work as a waitress in a diner while Tommy is largely left to fend for himself as his mum lapses back into old habits\, relying on men to give her fulfilment. The cast also includes Harvey Keitel\, Jodie Foster and Billy Greenbush  plus a cameo by a pre-teen Laura Dern! \n“A perfect dazzler\, a real knockout of a movie about real people has hit  town. Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore celebrates life as it is lived by  countless men and women.” – Candice Russell \nMiami Herald \n“Stands as a remarkable chapter in the Scorsese canon.” – Erica Peplin\, Vague Visages \n“Juggling the moods of Robert Getchell’s script with the brilliance of Godard in his prime\, Scorsese flips scenes over to reveal the other side of the coin\, then balances them on edge with both sides on view. ” – Tom Milne\, Sight & Sound
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/alice-doesnt-live-here-anymore-1974/2026-03-22/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260321T223000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260321T223000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T163054Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T163054Z
UID:10010767-1774132200-1774132200@yeehaw505.com
SUMMARY:Cronos (1993)
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Guillermo del Toro – 1993 – 93m – Mexico – In Spanish with English subtitles \n\n\nGuillermo del Toro made an auspicious and audacious feature debut with Cronos\, a highly unorthodox tale about the seductiveness of the idea of immortality. Kindly antiques dealer Jesús Gris (Federico Luppi) happens upon an ancient golden device in the shape of a scarab\, and soon finds himself the possessor and victim of its sinister\, addictive powers\, as well as the target of a mysterious American named Angel (a delightfully crude and deranged Ron Perlman). Featuring marvelous makeup effects and the haunting imagery for which del Toro has become world-renowned\, Cronos is a dark\, visually rich\, and emotionally captivating fantasy. \n“Rightly acclaimed\, the film boasts more than enough transcendent moments to secure its status as a modern horror classic.” – Rob Gonsalves\, Rob’s Movie Vault \n“Surprises with its sophisticated and spirited look at a tale straight from the crypt.” – Kenneth Turan \nLos Angeles Times \n“A compelling\, complex and wonderfully  atmospheric film from Mexican director Guillermo del Toro that is as  much about religion and the nature of cinema as it is a horror story.” – David Parkinson\, Radio Times
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/cronos-1993/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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END:VEVENT
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260321T201500
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260321T201500
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162609Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260316T005819Z
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SUMMARY:The Moment
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Aidan Zamiri – 2026 – 103m \n\n\nStarring Charli xcx (and based on her idea!)\, Rosanna Arquette\, Kate Berlant\,Jamie Demetriou\, Arielle Dombasle\, Hailey Benton Gates\, Kylie Jenner\, Trew Mullen\, Mel Ottenberg\, Isaac Powell\, Rachel Sennott\, Rish Shah\, Alexander Skarsgård\, Michael Workéyè – A rising pop star navigates the complexities of fame and industry pressure while preparing for her arena tour debut. \n“A blistering take-down of the social media-driven celebrity culture … combines the anxiety-inducing mayhem of If I Had Legs I’d Kick  You and the omnishambles clusterfuck of The Thick of It.” – Stephen A. Russell\, Time Out \n“What we see was fabricated\, but all of it is plausible. The mockumentary is very funny and also honest. Charli XCX has a great sense of humor. By poking fun at herself\, she just extended the life of the Brat lifestyle. You got us.” – Joe Friar\, Fort Worth Report
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/the-moment/2026-03-21/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Denver:20260321T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Denver:20260321T180000
DTSTAMP:20260406T041329
CREATED:20260225T162428Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260225T162428Z
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SUMMARY:Pillion
DESCRIPTION:Dir. Harry Lighton – 2026 – 107m \n\n\nStarring Harry Melling & Alexander Skarsgård – A timid man is swept off his feet when an enigmatic\, impossibly handsome biker takes him on as his submissive. \n“An absolute triumph both in its aspirations and execution.” – Brian Bromberger\, Bay Area Reporter \n“Easily the more satisfying film because it avoids cliches for something  more psychologically astute. Colin and Ray’s relationship is depicted  with real poignance because the film respects who they are as  individuals without judgment.” – Alan Zilberman\, Washington City Paper \n“Neither Lighton nor his movie turns this lifestyle into a voyeuristic  sideshow; instead\, Pillion relies on finely attuned performances and  nuanced emotional stakes to enrich a thoughtful\, sensitive drama about  self-discovery.” – Brian Eggert\, Deep Focus Review
URL:https://yeehaw505.com/event/pillion/2026-03-21/2/
LOCATION:Guild Cinema\, 3405 Central Avenue NE\, Albuquerque\, NM\, 87106\, United States
CATEGORIES:Film
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